laped

a rape of the lips. a forced kiss onto someone without consent.

He locked the door to the bathroom and laped me!

by ross the boss09 May 4, 2009

lapalco

n.
A word to indicate one's desire to leave a party.

v.
The act of leaving a party or other social gathering.

adj.
The point at which a party or social gathering has ceased to be exciting.

"Bob's calling lapalco on this party. Let's leave."

"It's time to lapalco this party"

"The hosts are taking up collection for a new keg; this party is lapalco."

by neonowljerm October 31, 2005

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006

karina lapa

karina lapa is a boldnut who drinks straight voddy

“person 1: is at karina lapa onit again bein a boldnut”
“person 2: aye ushal”

by smellyermawyabam😘 October 11, 2022

Lapd

Acronym for the L.A.P.D. Pronounced "Lapped" This is when you get pulled over, questioned, arrested, harassed, or even looked at by an officer of the L.A.P.D. It's just another way of saying you got fucked with by the man in L.A.

Guy: Dude that chick's getting lapd over there.
Dude: That's what he gets for giving An Oregon BJ to a 87 year old man on the bus!

Can also be spelled as "Lapped"

by figbush1 March 18, 2010

LAPD

A great Police Department. Primary duty is to protect and to serve. if you live in Los Angeles or are visiting, you call 911 (The LAPD) when you need help. The Police department that maintains law and order...if there were no Police in L.A. it would so crazy and more violent.

Help call 911 were being robbed. Thank God the Police are here.

by sothercaliforniaguy February 2, 2005

lapd

World famous Police Department and the best trained Officers in the world. Officers in this Department have died in the line of duty to protect citizens they dont even know. The creators of D.A.R.E. drug abuse resistant education. Also founders of the S.W.A.T team. special weapons and tactics. involved in a shoot out with the North Hollywood bank robbers. Many LAPD officers were shot , but made sure the bank robbers were stopped...both robbers died. Very diciplined orginization. LAPD Officers cover the largest square miles of any other city while having an understaffed 9000 plus officers.

The Los Angeles Police Departmentis is a proffesional orginization

by PROUD OF OUR TROOPS February 2, 2005