landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

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Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

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A Landus usually has a last name with “R” sometimes annoying but good looking. He’s chill when he wants to be and tries to be funny. He likes to make jokes and does daring things. He doesn't hold grudges for more than a week. He has a crush for a while and rarely moves on. If he says he’ll keep a promise and seems like he’ll mean it, he will.

Ex. Is Landus here yet?

by Read like you mean it April 24, 2019

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cross lanes

Cross Lanes is a town with nothing to do, like 10 gas stations in one five minute drive, and you always have to drive to nitro for something to do. (movies, bowling, rio)

man: I wish there was something to do!
boy: Well we'd better not go to Cross Lanes!

by clboredchild June 14, 2008

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Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.

Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004

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