N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.
Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
by facelessone86 February 2, 2010
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by brahski666 July 25, 2011
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when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...
You: IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!
You: IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!
by choover October 18, 2008
Get the landmine mug.To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.
I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.
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Get the Landmine mug.A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.
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