by John from OP May 25, 2021
by Mothmansbabe July 13, 2023
The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls
Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”
Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
Her “mon then”
he falls
Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”
Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
by Vickys Red Lagoon February 03, 2018
It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025
Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.
by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021
A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.
by hellodorks123 November 02, 2021
lagoon is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you have a Logan by your side grab on tight and never let go. Logan’s are beautiful, funny, and witty girls who can be sassy at times. if you are lucky enough to have ever met a Logan, just know that person improved ur life!!!
by ratmanspussy March 01, 2022