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Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly
An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."
by Charles_U_Farley October 2, 2010
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Lemon Diesel

Lemon Diesel marijuana is West coast Diesel crossed with Lemon Skunk marijuana, very sweet, lemony and its smoke is very light, makes you happy and silly for hours on end, beautiful strain of marijuana, very crystally and hairy. Amazing
Gimme that lemon diesel bro, i want to smoke that shit, im going to love life in 5 mins.
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When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
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Lemon Demon

1. a demonic citrus fruit

2. A popular band on the internet
1. Oh snap! a lemon demon just possessed my sprite

2. "Who wrote The Ultimate Showdown?"

"some band named lemon demon"
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Ray Lamontagne

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.
Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.
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Lemoncat

Limecat's brother (Not literally, they're in no way related except by meme terms).

A cat, except with a lemon placed on top of it's head.
Deffinately not as popular as Limecat.
Guy 1: Did you see Limecat?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Did you see Lemoncat?
Guy 2: WTF?
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Suck a Lemon

1.) Synonymous with 'fuck off', basically means to go away and do something horrible to yourself
Fred: Media studies is a terrible degree
Harry: Go suck a lemon
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