Kandle

The perfect girl. She usually has the most beautiful brown eyes you will ever see, she can also be very sweet and caring, but also beware of her temper because she can go from being very sweet to a handful. She is the best person to have children. She truly is a super mom and has the strength to take on any obstacles that come her way.

Kandle is meant to be married to a Jonnie.

by Coopcoop369 January 3, 2019

Riley Kunkle

Riley comes of a calm and chill. See doesn't worry about being popular or having a boyfriend. Riley is the most beautiful girl, beautiful blue eyes, and dirty brown hair. She most likely plays softball and is a pitcher. She is tough and could give you a mean bruise. She has a kind heart and is nice to everyone but will tear you apart if you mess with her. If you ever meet a Riley make sure not to throw away your shot. She doesn't give second chances.

guy 1- Damnnnn is that Riley Kunkle?!
guy 2- shes hot
guy 1- i heard she throws a mean fastball
guy 2- i need to grab a drink with her

by Yeeter 6000 March 15, 2019

kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

kundhe

A Boi with an army cut that likes pizza more than egg. Ready to insult you with facts that maybe obscure but never fails to draw a laugh. Beware kundhes devious mind

*Jake- Man I just had a run-in with Kundhe. Damn that guy's smart

by Dkbose11 March 2, 2023