Jack Koff

A gag name, coming from the phrase "jack off"

The man named Jack Koff, subject to chuckles, ran onto the pitch for the Miami Dolphins...

by Cornish surfer boy September 29, 2021

keffer

1. one whose two eyebrows are surged together by nasty hairs
2. one whose single brow that stretches across your face)

Norbert looks like such a keffer; he really needs to pick up some tweezers.

by Jape May 20, 2004

koffeeshopping

Synonym for networking.

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

koff

a jackoff. Can be used more benignly as a generic term for a person, like muthafuckaz. Employs end truncation, kind of like bot or blog. See also kass

"What are all these koffs doing here?"

by el_yotcho February 13, 2004

koffing

Referring to an awkward situation.

You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.

by adcw54 June 6, 2005

kaffeeklatura

The hipster elite on any given college campus. Or, by extension, hipsters in general.

I wanted to go to the poetry slam, but I can't stand the kaffeeklatura since my ex started dating one.

by Sashal March 22, 2004

keffet

a keffet is some one that only eats raw spinnich from a fish tank of potatoes which they made while doing the umpa lumpa dance.

you absolute keffet like

by Larry-bob August 3, 2006