A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.
No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.
by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017
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Get the Dog Kissermug. by GhorThor January 10, 2022
Get the Gun Kissermug. 1. Any of several groups of people who flirt, laugh, joke, or bow down to someone of a higher status or position, in hopes of attaining said position or keeping the current one they already possess.
2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.
3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as
Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.
2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.
3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as
Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.
1. "Bill is such an ass-kisser, this is the third time he has complimented the boss since that new position opened up."
2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."
3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"
2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."
3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"
by CitizensArrest July 2, 2012
Get the Ass-kissermug. An Ass Kisser is SOMEONE who lets a evil person crap all over them, and excepts it, then, in return The ASS KISSER does great things to try to make the evil person happy. The ASS KISSERS life revolves around the evil persons feelings and what the evil persons needs and wants are...
CAROL: Lisa ruined My wedding! She Fought with My whole family! I'm baby sitting Her kids this weekend.
CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.
CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?
CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?
CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)
CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!
CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!
Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!
CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.
CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?
CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?
CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)
CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!
CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!
Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!
by I'm NOT Carol June 28, 2008
Get the Ass Kisser mug. Someone who bears down with their rectum forcing it onto the back of a toilet seat before they wipe.
by road smoker February 29, 2008
Get the ass kissermug. by The man February 5, 2006
Get the Ass Kissermug.