Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.

"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"

by St. Jerome December 9, 2008

kuchenmeister

A word used to describe anything you require it to...

"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"

by triggerquatra April 27, 2010

pissiest bitch in the kitchen

Gordon Ramsey

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.

by Tropico9720 May 30, 2016

Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr June 1, 2007

Kitchenista

A sassy cook such as wife, mother or friend that can cook up just about anything in her kitchen. She has fun and enjoys the entire process! a Kitchenista aims to impress!

Is sassy with her cooking attire.

OMG, she is such a Kitchenista

She has so much fun cooking, what a Kitchenista!

She has a Kichenista fashion when cooking, what a cute apron!

by KNCompton April 20, 2010

Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023