Kaleesie Keener

Kaleesie Keener is a Clermont/Keener sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Kartier, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" Family. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Jen Clermont. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kaleeise in a bikini holds the record of the most likes on Snapmatic. Kaleesie’s mom is Kristene Keener.

I wish I had a Life like Kaleesie Keener

by Kardashian Team October 10, 2020

Harley Keener

He's the kid from Iron-man 3 that almost shot Tony with a Potato gun when he broke into Harley's garage.

He was also that kid in the background of Tony Stark's funeral in Endgame.

Person 1: Hey who was that random kid at Iron-Man's funeral?
Person 2: That was Harley Keener

by RoadWorkAhead?UhYeaIsureHopeIt March 16, 2021

kayner bayner

1- a person who likes clutch daises

2- weez be laxin

3- gets owned my mojo keller

that guy just did 10 flips of the empire state building what a kayner bayner

by jo jo jonas July 24, 2011

Kandi Kesner

one very fine women.

Jack: who was that hot sext girl u was with?

me: Kandi

by Apex November 8, 2004

Kernersville

A small town in the Piedmont region of North Carolina. With a population 22,309, don't be fooled. This town is fucking boring. The only attractions are that old house on Main Street, the bowling alley, a roller rink, the out of date movie theatre, and Wal-Mart. The school system is shitty, and way behind the semi advanced learners of Guilford County. There are hardly any white people, because they all hate the overwhelming amount of asshole Mexicans that moved in, so they left. The entire town only has one 4-way intersection.

Kernersville, North Carolina. Now changing its name to Little Mexicoville!

by Homonym. April 17, 2010

keynesia

A situation where you could not remember where you left your key(s) no matter how hard you try to recall; usually happens when you are pressed for time.

Boss: Why are you late for the meeting?

Jack: I was in keynesia earlier. And after looking for my car keys for one bloody fucking hour, I decided to call a cab instead.

Boss: Next time, keep your keys inside your ass....

by LabRat71 October 16, 2008

Kepner

Noun. (1) A discrete unit of waste. (2) Fraudulent.

"If I had a million dollars for every Kepner we've spent on this product, we'd still be in a hole bigger than his ego."

by cygnis August 12, 2017