johnelle

Hot ass chick that likes it weird and rough!

Johnelle likes it weird and rough!

by mike_litorous May 19, 2010

johnke

doing, anything. sexual or otherwise, if you can johnke it, it's possible.

"dude i was totally johnking that chick last night"
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"

"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."

by THE Johnkinator April 20, 2009

Johnnyed

When your computer or phone doesn't give a shit about life and turns of with no warning.

Fuck, my computer Johnnyed itself

by stevememebobs November 27, 2016

johnnesse

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.

I want to be Johnnesse.

by Strengths December 19, 2016

johnene

Johnenes are usually beautiful on the inside and out. They will make you laugh uncontrollably and smile so much it hurts. They are kind and supper loyal. Johnenes would do anything for their friends. If you have the chance to be friends or more with a johnene never let her go.

Wow she’s beautiful, oh that’s johnene.

by Sweetie kitty May 17, 2018

Johntee

A super skinny guy from Yorkton, Saskatchewan that will literally eat anything and not gain any weight. This guy is a beast in bed (if he ever got there) and his heart is the only thing bigger than his cock.

"Wow I'm so Johntee right now" as she slipped off her pants.

by Pokur Mom October 10, 2018

Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

by Johnnymous January 23, 2019