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Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008
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Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
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johnston county cupcake

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.
She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.
by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019
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Johnitta

A girl that's usually really outgoing and charismatic. Extremely intense. Very talkative. Very emotional. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy, but will lay someone out if need be.
That is a Johnitta type personality.
by JRAgency November 23, 2021
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Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.
~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
“ Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “
by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022
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kinzey johnston

A girl who is more of a taller girl, who's family moved to the United States from Scotland. She is very smart and very pretty. She has beautiful eyes. I would never pass an opportunity to date a Kinzey.
Wow did you just see Kinzey Johnston today? She's as beautiful as always.
by Basketball032312 June 4, 2018
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Cole Johnston

The sexiest human being on the planet. The moment you look at his infectious smile and dazzling green eyes you start to realize that this is no ordinary man, this is a god. A god with the power of all the gods and goddesses of the heavens. He truly is the most sexy, charismatic, beautiful human being on the planet.
God damn!!! Close Johnston is looking extra sexy today. You know, I may be straight, but I can’t help but wonder what his balls taste like. I’m guess strawberry or red wine. Cole Johnston sure is one sexy man.
by Bigdickbill🤤🤤 May 7, 2020
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