Coldwater Situation

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

by wegmans October 15, 2016

Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008

situation

Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.

by Mel April 12, 2004

Marmite Situation

A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.

I see myself as a marmite situation, dear - You either love me, or hate me.

by Jack H.R August 2, 2007

zituation

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face

You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.

by jkkkkkkk December 22, 2008

lose-lose situation

You lose both ways in a situation.

"I thought that lying to Mark would keep his feelings from being hurt, but really his feelings got hurt AND he doesn't trust me any more. That's a lose-lose situation."

by ATL 098 February 12, 2010

Nguyen-Nguyen Situation

When you meet two Vietnamese chicks that are down for a three-way.

"So what happened with those two Vietnamese bitches you were hanging out with?"
"Bro I slayed all that Hoison pussy...it was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation!"

by reversefront September 9, 2016