Jersey Crackbaby

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)

That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.

by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012

Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.

I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.

by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

by thats right mofo March 19, 2011

New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

Jerome

Jerome is the most amazing person in the world. He will make you smile every second of the day and comfort you when you are down. he is the most loving caring person you will ever meet.he is one of those people you would die for. He is the most hot and stunning guy in the world. If you ever meet this kid back off because he is mine

Girl 1-dude who is that
Girl 2-jerome he is soooo hot
Girl 1-is he like single

Girl 2-well girl back off because he is took by me

by the_boppin_unicorn December 4, 2018

Jersey Wahoos

One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.

Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."

Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"

by summerlists August 23, 2009