jello shots

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing
some sort of liquor.

- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)
- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water
- 6 ounces cold water
- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.
Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.
Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.
Stir in cold water and alcohol.
A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.
Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups

by --lynn-- October 12, 2007

Biggle my jalls

A mix around of words meaning jiggle my testicle sack

'" Why don't you just biggle my jalls

by kennyg265 August 15, 2008

Jello Biafra

Lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Collaborated with Al Jourgensen from Ministry on a project called LARD. The guy that Serj from System of a Down ripped off.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

jellies

Another name for tranquillisers. Designed to reduce anxiety and promote calmness, relaxation and sleep. Can be used to substitute heroin.

Mark Renton from Trainspotting - "You could bring us some jellies"

by jims June 6, 2005

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.

OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.

by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006