Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

Quiz jizz

Where you jizz during a quiz because it's just too much to handle.

Jimmy quiz jizzed himself because he couldn't think of the answer.

by fivetweezy September 19, 2010

jizz twinkie

When you get your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick, and you both ejaculate in your efforts to free yourselves.

Jeff and I totally gave ourselves a Jizz Twinkie the other night. No homo tho.

by Yak of All Trades April 25, 2017

Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.

I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.

by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009

jizz gargling

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004