i could totally jam on this bag of chips
by Danielle August 24, 2004
Acronym for Jocular Alpha Male, named so for their primary function of attempting to jam every female in sight. Common traits include low intelligence, superiority complex brought on by deep ceded insecurity/homoerotic denial, muscle mass consistent with steroid abuse and a predilection for jager bombs and HGH.
JAM 1: I'm so jacked right now man! I just blasted my delts at the gym! I can't wait to hit the bar tonight, pound some jager bombs and bang some skanks!
JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?
JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?
JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.
JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?
JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?
JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.
by Corey McCutcheon July 11, 2008
Char: Hey look guys, its Jam, the fit 'won'.
Moon: Its the Jam smeller!
CRJ: How many times Si, Jam does not smell of Jam, go on.
(8) Carol!!!: Lyk ma earings, titanium n lot mayt.
Bert: Jams hot
CRJ: I know
Megune: I want a bit of Jam
Jam: Hey ladies.
Jennie: I'd do Jam
Rhino: Me too
Char: I have
Laura: You wish
Louis: I think he just ripped my topman shirt.
Moon: Its the Jam smeller!
CRJ: How many times Si, Jam does not smell of Jam, go on.
(8) Carol!!!: Lyk ma earings, titanium n lot mayt.
Bert: Jams hot
CRJ: I know
Megune: I want a bit of Jam
Jam: Hey ladies.
Jennie: I'd do Jam
Rhino: Me too
Char: I have
Laura: You wish
Louis: I think he just ripped my topman shirt.
by JamJamSmeller January 26, 2009
Noun-
1. (used to replace any noun.)
Interjection-
2. (used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval, often accompanied with a high five.)
Verb Phrases-
3. jam up, slang:
--a. drunk or high
--b. in pain or hurt
1. (used to replace any noun.)
Interjection-
2. (used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval, often accompanied with a high five.)
Verb Phrases-
3. jam up, slang:
--a. drunk or high
--b. in pain or hurt
1. Do you have any of those jams left or do I need to buy some at the store?
2. You found the Lost Boys special edition DVD on sale? Jams!
3a. Oh man, that blunt really jammed me up.
3b. My ankle was all jammed up after I twisted it.
2. You found the Lost Boys special edition DVD on sale? Jams!
3a. Oh man, that blunt really jammed me up.
3b. My ankle was all jammed up after I twisted it.
by MPDV March 10, 2009
by DiverseDefinitions March 02, 2015
(v). To forcibly insert
z: "What's the difference between jam and jelly?"
x: "I don't know, what?"
z: "Well, I'm not going to jelly my cock down your throat later..."
x: "I don't know, what?"
z: "Well, I'm not going to jelly my cock down your throat later..."
by Motivational Void. February 07, 2010
by Baby Blue Bunnie June 11, 2005