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Keswick Dinner Jacket

If you're from Keswick Ontario, Canada, then a typical dinner jacket is a plaid coat or a "lumberjacket"
Keswick people are all about style. That's why they wear Keswick dinner jackets.
by Xx Pitfiend xX February 21, 2009
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Swagger Jacker

swag-ger jack-er
-noun

A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
by BgirlSweetness September 4, 2009
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half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017
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full metal jacket

abbr. FMJ

1. A kind of firearm ammunition. The bullet is fully enclosed in a metal or alloy different from the one of the actual bullet.

2. A movie by Stanley Kubrick about recruit training of a platoon of US Marines and their Vietnam deployment. Considered "cult" by some people.
1. You're gonna need FMJ for this mission.

2. FMJ has been quoted far to often.
by Sidonie Grasenabb February 8, 2004
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Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
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meat jacket

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.
by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008
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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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