a little cheap thing you put music on & u buy it for 340 dollars, it breaks 3 weeks later..and then they dont let you replace it.. fuckin fags
ipods are overrated..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by **caitlyn** chrt July 09, 2006
The ipod has become a cultural icon for our generation. It is, simply, a music player. Able to hold mass amounts of music, it is what many consider to be the next form of music. However, I believe it will destroy the art of album making. If a band only gets 2-3 of their songs downloaded and sold - why release 12?
by BigBossWhitey September 11, 2006
A crappy portable multimedia player every crApple fanatics brag about (every crApple products are the best thing since sliced bread you know!) which has one of the lowest price/whatever is positive ratio to bring Jobs tons of cash.
-iPods suck, you can't even put the songs on it anywhere else!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
by Meeeeeeeee August 18, 2007
Dude 1: Dude..what is that huge slash across ur Ipod screen?
Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
by Jen B December 24, 2007
most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.
john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
by O'bouhillae October 08, 2009
A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.
iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
by Fizzler December 21, 2006
noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time
That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
by smb1967x June 05, 2007