hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

by thedragonthatslays November 25, 2010

hung like planet pluto

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye

"man he's hung like planet pluto"

by kelly pierce September 17, 2006

Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

by William TJax January 16, 2022

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 16, 2012

hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006