hung like an elephant

Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.

"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

Hung like a Sheep

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.

My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

by SB_sausageboyz April 27, 2010

Hung Nerd

A Man who looks like a geek or dork; often he wears things like glasses, overalls, pocket protectors etc., But beneath his trousers he's hiding a massive genitalia.

"Ronald looks like such a dweeb carrying that Star trek trapper keeper everywhere." "Yeah, but Jennifer saw him in his little cross country shorts the other day in gym class, he looked like he was smuggling a swollen grapefruit between his legs; I think he might be a hung nerd."

by Hunggareth May 21, 2019

hung by the tongue

destroying your image/political career/future aspirations by speaking your (racist) mind in the media.

Rand Paul's political career was "hung by the tongue" after his appearance on several political TV shows.

by tifosa May 21, 2010

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021

Hung the Moon in the Sky

Used to indicate something or someone is amazing in some way, or to convey admiration for a person. Can be used sarcastically.

Synonymous with "Best thing since sliced bread."

Man, as far as she's concerned he might as well have hung the moon in the sky.

Ask any primus fan: Les Claypool hung the moon in the sky.

by San Hitalsuru August 2, 2009