Humans

Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.

Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010

Humans

A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some

King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans

by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021

humans

The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.

We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.

by Mike_Litoris August 5, 2011

Humanasm

A spiritual form of orgasm triggered by the inspirational or kind acts of others.

Those most prone to intense humanasms are hippies, optimists, women, and lefties although anyone with a heart is capable.

Humanasms can be enjoyed solo, or in large groups.

With every pound added to the donations total, Lenny Henry had another humanasm.

by www.mybrokenpencil.co.uk March 22, 2011

Humansynthesis

When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.

What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018