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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016
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Hoosier

Hoosier is a Midwestern term that is usually used as a descriptive, negative title to portray someone as a hillbilly, redneck, hooligan, or also can hint toward laziness, lack of manners and etiquette, and/or a person who is homeless or dresses homeless and could have outlandish behavior.
Husband: "hey honey, be careful where you go for your walk, I heard there's a group of Hoosiers hanging out by the park."
by Shiloh moon October 22, 2019
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Hoosier Hustle

n.- The act deceitfully persuading a individual family member to go camping with you, especially your sister, and making sexual advances at them.
"You here Kenny went camping with his sister last weekend?"

"Yeah, I bet he tried the old Hoosier Hustle."
by Tommy Dimes October 7, 2021
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Hoosier Switcheroo

(1) A sudden and confusing bait-and-switch, especially in personal or professional relationships, where someone acts warm, supportive, or friendly—then out of nowhere flips and treats you like the villain. Most often associated with Midwestern passive aggression, particularly Indiana.

(2) That moment when you realize someone’s been harboring secret resentment, and instead of communicating it like an adult, they pull a 180 and make you out to be the problem.
“She said she wanted to marry me and have my kids, then she blocked me out of nowhere. Total Hoosier switcheroo.”
by ChamomileLavender June 2, 2025
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Hoosier Hafta

A not-to-be-missed social or entertainment opportunity unique to Indiana, the "Hoosier State."
The Tipton Pork Festival is a Hoosier Hafta every Summer.

The great fire-roasted corn on the cob from the Taylor Township Lions Club helps to make the Howard County 4-H Fair a Hoosier Hafta!
by virtualjr September 9, 2010
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Hoosier Rain Shower

A group activity where three to five men simultaneously give a golden shower to a willing participant in the disorienting twists of a corn maze, often associated with rural Indiana shenanigans.
Last fall, they got wild at the county fair and pulled off a Hoosier Rain Shower in the corn maze—talk about a soggy harvest!
by stingfeld May 26, 2025
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hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.
Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.
by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018
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