Hoodie's Law 

When a comrade attempts to give evidence to support their claim, that evidence will invariably result in supporting the claim of their capitalist opposition.

All commies fall to Hoodie's Law

Hoodie's Law by Awesomsaurus Rekts June 19, 2017

Hoodie Melo 

The superior version of Carmelo Anthony, who was wrongfully ranked by ESPN.

"Carmelo Anthony overall is 84 in NBA 2K18, but if we had Hoodie Melo in the game, he would be ranked 98."

Hoodie Melo by bySinZ September 14, 2017

hoodie day

ask a person that's the different gender then you are.

girl: " hey can i wear your hoodie?"
boy" " why?"
girl: its hoodie day!"
boy:"fine"

hoodie day by im.a.baby.DINOSAUR December 17, 2019

Hoodie whore

A person who has lots of different hoodies and frankly is obsessed with them.

Did you see how many hoodies she has? Damn she's a hoodie whore.

Hoodie whore by Sadfloofmonster December 9, 2018

hoodie withdrawal 

The horrible feeling one gets of being exposed and uncomfortable after wearing a hoodie on a daily basis and then not being able to (usually when the weather gets too warm).

Shane: Man I hate warm weather! I feel like I'm walking around naked and I don't know where to put my hands.

Crystal: I think you're going through hoodie withdrawals

hoodie withdrawal by CrystalClear123 October 25, 2010

hoodie bandit 

A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.

Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.

hoodie bandit by Deceit Hunter November 12, 2015

hoodie party 

The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.

My favorite hoodie party game is "Which chick gained the most weight?"

hoodie party by JakeStar November 19, 2005