honkey plate

when a white person goes into a ethnic restaurant and gets shorted on food compared to the customers who are more ethnically like the food served?

when the two chineese guys in front of you each get 6 prawns and you get two and yer white it's not a mistake, you've been honkey plated

by Dogg Erickson July 6, 2009

couch honkey

That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.

That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.

by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006

hockey on the ice

An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.

In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.

by EliasG April 6, 2018

Homo Hockey

Golf. Both 9 and 18 hole.

Nice plaid knickers and green tam. It's nice to know you have to dress like a complete queer to play homo hockey.

by Manly Sport Guy October 3, 2010

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.

Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.

by Terrak9 June 29, 2014

hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006