Holstein

A fucking good looking girl with a slim nice body and a great personality. If you go out with a girl who has the last name 'Holstein' you are surely going to have quite a ride because this girl is unlike none other. She is the best thing on this earth and the rarest as well.

GREAT SEX.

Guy 1: Hey man, i found out my girlfriends old last name was "Holstein"

Guy 2: Damn nigger thats some lucky shit right there.

by wolky23 February 5, 2012

cock holster

it where your cock feels most at home. a womans pussy panty hamster

oh iv had a hard day,think il just pop it in the ol cock holster.

by badgerroy June 28, 2008

holstered

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

holster your bitch

The need for a man to stop his woman from talking because she is a starting a fight she won't be participating in.

John you better holster your bitch before she gets your ass kicked.

by dnstommy June 25, 2014

Dong Holster

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)

Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.

by tactash May 6, 2008

Hamster Holster

The anus of a Gay Man

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match

by burtnubbins August 26, 2009