Holmdel High School

Holmdel High School: HHS also known as the worst place on earth... It's a living hell. There's absolutily nothig to do.

More than half of the students are preppy white rich spoiled assholes who haven't worked a day in their lives. The teachers turn into heartless monsters from dealing with them almost everyday from their sad God given lives.

Since the school and town is so god damn boring, when something goes the slightest bit wrong BOOM the principle, the vice principles, the hall monitors, the middle school staff, parents, EVERYONE jumps into action as if someone were about to blow up the school... It's beyond ridiculous.
Holmdel high school is only liked by 2 types of people ,people who don't know outside of Holmdel and have lived here their whole lives and parents since Holmdel high school is in the "top 250" in the nation (becusse all of the smart ass Asians) . HOLMDEL AND HOLMDEL HIGH SCHOOL IS ONE BIG HUGE FUCKING JOKE... Oh and the parties are just horrendous i can't even rant about that

1-What school do you go to?

2-Holmdel High School

1-oh so you're rich and white?

by Sdfghjkl October 20, 2014

holister

A store, appealing to the trendy 13-year olds of the word, that sells everything Abercrombie does, but in a darker, less inviting environment.

A: Yeah I went to Holister and bought an overpriced polo today.
B: Rad.

by Brittany Lenny July 10, 2005

glory holes

A hole the size of a fist usually, large enough for a penis, the penis is then place through the wall and the person on the other side is free to do what ever they want with the dick.

usually found in adult stores and rest rooms.

I got my dick sucked through the glory holes at the rest stop.

by APUboi January 27, 2006

Helmsdale

Village called Helmsdale in the North of Scotland; inhabited by many people including: Raff master of ceremonies, The lizard, The Nan and Jimmy D.

Also known for its famous Petrol station and world renowned parties.

Typical Helmsdale petrol station banter;

Raffin-"Hiya!"

Customer-"Orly?"

by petrolorly? August 23, 2006

John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

HOLDSHIFTER

when someone holds the shift button to wright a whole sentence in capital letters while typing on a computer

person1: im just gonna type in that he sucks
person2: you know you can press caps-lock instead of being a holdshifter
person1:i knew that! i am too lazy though... that made no sense what so ever

by Piledriven March 31, 2009

holosexual ira

Holosexual Ira is a young person whose name is Ira and is a holosexual. She spends her time by procastrinating and wating for her Harry Potter books to arrive.

Run! Holosexual Ira is coming and she's gonna correct our english grammar!

by Holosexual Ira July 3, 2017