Hoffar

Another word for a quitter.

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.

by TrapRat February 8, 2015

Hoffomania

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.

The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.

by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006

hoffnofted

when the vagina is covered/full of cum or semen. such as after having sexual intercorces

After having sex with my hot boyfriend my pussy was hoffnofted.

by ufa gania June 29, 2008

Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.

Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.

by Fuc! September 12, 2009

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

hofflenosh

Hofflenosh / / n.; a debate/discussion/topic that resurfaces periodically with no change to anyone’s opinion made or likely

This word started as an attempt to place it into the Oxford English Dictionary.

The hofflenosh on the forum was eventually deleted

by The Hofflenosh Team February 15, 2005

Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.

Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.

by Fanster March 25, 2007