An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.
by Hobbins December 11, 2008
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1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."
2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."
2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.
"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
Get the Hobblesucked mug.A hobby that is so relentlessly, assiduously, and even creepily pursued as to qualify as an obsession.
By the time of her umpteenth marathon, it was clear that running had become a kind of hobbsession for Esther.
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Get the Hibbies mug.Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.
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