Herpenialist

Used to describe someone who is in denial over his or her herpes or downplays them. Though a large blister on the corner of their mouth appears, they will demote it to a “canker sore” all the while telling you it is not contagious. Do not leave any open cups around this person, as they may drink out of it without giving it a second thought and thus spread the virus. Herpenialists are most contagious at the bar. They may attempt to make-out with you in complete disregard to any lesions affecting their oral regions.

Ralph: Michelle told me that her blistered lower lip was from drinking too much orange juice.

Dan: You can't trust her, she's a herpenialist. She had a huge sore on the side of her face last month. How do you explain that?

Ralph: Shit, I made out with her at the bar last night!!

by Meggy May November 10, 2009

Helena

The most amazing, magnificent, wonderful, adorable, stunning girl to ever be created by God himself, she has the personality of an angel is incomparable to anyone, she basically is the definition of perfect

God used his imagination to the fullest and ended up creating Helena

by hdudosneu November 28, 2020

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

Helenoia

The act of extreme guilty paranoia, following a session of heavy drinking, usually conducted by people called Helen.

Sometimes without reason.

Tim: You don’t look so good today mate
Sion: Cant remember anything i did last night, think i might have kissed a boy
Tim: That’s terrible mate, how do you feel about it
Sion: I’ve been running around all day trying to sort out the situation, I’ve got real Helenoia

by The Mighty Bo December 24, 2008

Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009