No Hetero

To dispel any sexual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. Much like "no homo", but used in context with the opposite sex.

Can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.

Josh: You have some huge tits (no hetero)
Kelly: Oh gr8, thanks!

Trace: I love you (no hetero)
Rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no homo

by Trace32 February 20, 2011

heter jag elnour

When you are a tourist from Sudan and you're visiting Sweden for 3 days and you're not sure about your name.

Person 1: "And what is your name?"
Person 2: "Heter jag elnour?"

by BenimDatBoi March 21, 2018

hetero-heather

A homophobic straight woman. Similar to a Karen. Most likely walks up to gay couples in public and tells them they’re corrupting the children. Would not last a day in NYC

I was at work and I had to deal with a Hetero-heather

by Latinadaria666 September 16, 2019

Lamp Hetero

A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.

"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."

She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero

by Kenphil June 13, 2017

Brandon Hererra

1 non-Russian man doing very Russian things.

The only context that applies is when you are referring to the guntuber. "Wait! Wait...! Theres a reason these things come with knee pads!!" -A auote by perfection incarnate, Brandon Hererra.

by Granolan October 10, 2020

Hetermosexual

Gaining popularity as the new sexuality for some genderqueer/androgyne people. Hetermosexual is the attraction to the same sex for both genders. Since genderqueers define themselves as both genders; hetermosexual means the attraction is to the same sex no matter what gender.

If a genderqueer is biologically male, but is only attracted to other men; they would be hetermosexual. Meaning when they feel feminine; the attraction to men stays, and when they are masculine; the attraction to men stays. (It's the same for females as well, obviously)

by Evan N May 10, 2006

hejelly

Bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasim.

Michael threw some hejelly all over her face.

by "Dinken" September 19, 2006