Harper 

a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.

Harper is such an uwu pick me girl

Harper by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023

Harper 

Harper is a cool guy but he can also be an asshole. Some of the harpers you meet are probably gonna be tall. If you have a small friend name harper be kind.

Harper: Hi chase!
Chase:Hi Harper

Harper by wrd2 smd March 1, 2023

harper 

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

harper by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

harper 

harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.

“There’s Harper.”

“Oh golly gosh! I love myself”
“Ashlyn is with her…”

“I’m going to hang myself.”

harper by ashlyn hater August 12, 2023

Harper 

He is the person who always smiles and lights up a room. He makes people happy and can be really funny. He is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. He is beautiful and is like a god. He will always stand up for what's right. He may be offending at first but he comes around.
"Oh there's Harper"!

"I know I am just going to have the best time with him".

"Oh there's Harper"!

"I know I am just going to have the best time with him".

Harper by GeneticUrchin93 September 13, 2023

HARPER 

Jim Crow Kaffir Macaca Monkey chanting Mulatto Murzyn Negro Nigger Nigger in the woodpile Niggerhead Picker Shanqella Tar-Baby

Harper is a slave

HARPER by The KKK company November 20, 2023

Harper 

Someone who pees on walls and you must use a reed to clean it

Im a harper

Harper by Noah harper November 29, 2023