the hard cut

The tasteless act of abruptly stopping good music mid-song

It can be avoided by gradually fading the volume

Be sure to avoid the hard cut when you're changing the tunes

by raslafor October 17, 2009

hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.

"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."

by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Hard Apple

A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet

John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”

by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020

drip hard

When your outfit is wet asf

Gunna- “i drip hard”

Lil baby- “not as hard as drippy ray cyrus”

by Driprider October 12, 2018

ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.

I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011

Nintendo hard

(applied to videogames) As difficult as a typical game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System (i.e., ridiculously difficult).

No, seriously, I mean the minigames are hard. Like, Nintendo hard.

by Ian Maxwell March 9, 2003