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A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet
John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020
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