Hamberto

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.

Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.

by David Laura2 December 15, 2007

hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

Hammerjob

1) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a hammer.
2) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a sledgehammer.

That guy just got castrated by a hammerjob.

by SEM101 October 19, 2011

Hammerhead

An evolution of the turtlehead. A hammerhead occurs when the turtles head is squashed between your butt cheeks into a boomerang style shape not disimilar to the head of the afformentioned hammerhead shark.

Reg was taking a dump when the fire alarm went off. He jumped to his feet, buttocks tensed and then realised he had given himself a massive hammerhead.

by craftyscouser April 6, 2011

Hammerhead

The name for what your penis looks like when only the head of the penis fills with blood and you don't actually have an erection. It could happen when sitting down and then standing up quickly or anytime.

I was sleeping and right when I woke up and headed for the bathroom I noticed my hammerhead

by jive robots November 3, 2010

Hammerhead

Strong Marijuana grown at home - especially in Bristol, UK

"Man this hammerhead is.... what was I saying?"

by snorker Major July 16, 2013

hammerhead

In the process of getting road head on the highway, you drift your car over to the side and begin hitting every bit of rumble strip that you can find. Thus creating a vibrating sensation know as hammerhead.

When the road head just wasn't enough to get off, Johnny used the rumble strips of the highway to get hammerhead.

by bkrazy November 17, 2006