Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gurting

When you do something that's smart but also very dangerous

That lion is gurting.

by GurtSybau April 11, 2025

gurting

the act of doing something that is very smart, but at the same time could be considered very dangerous.

person 1: omg hes gurting
person 2: that is very smart, but could be considered very dangerous.

by bqurry April 11, 2025

Gurting

When a person does something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Ikiab, John Pork is gurting right now.

by birriatacoss on discord April 11, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Joe is meeting up with the huzz, hes gurting

by feel the pain in his dih April 12, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart but something very dangerous at the same time

A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.

Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree

by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that's smart, but also very dangerous

Jack is gurting to get all the girls

by xdpro79 April 12, 2025