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{gwee-do-rif-ik}
-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.
-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.
1.
"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."
2.
Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"
"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."
2.
Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"
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Get the guidos mug.Much like a hoodrat sleeping with all the guys in her hood. a guildrat is a girl on an MMORPG who gets guys in her guild to buy her things moving from member to member until she eventually switches guilds and begins again.
"omg Aliveos can you believe Ramya? Last week she asked Chuch to buy her epic mount, this week shes flirting with Dagox"
"No way, what a guildrat"
"No way, what a guildrat"
by definition of dopeness June 10, 2009
Get the Guildrat mug.Guidos are easily recognizable by their dark hair, overly tanned skin, thick accents & waxed eyebrows. The guido travels in packs, especially when heading to clubs to meet up w/ their deejay friends. Almost all guidos are self-proclaimed "deejays." They blast extremely loud music, usually some form of house, while they drive excessively fast.
If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales.
Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out.
Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.
If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales.
Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out.
Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.
"If I see one more guido loser post a picture of himself with his shirt off, I swear to god, I'm deleting my facebook page forever!!"
"Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!"
The Jersey Shore.
"Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!"
The Jersey Shore.
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