Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

Grube

A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.

Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).

Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.

by R Savs January 25, 2020

Flange Graters

A term used mostly by lesbians to describe dental braces.

Claire: So how did your date with that chick go last night?

Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!

by reegz100 September 24, 2009