Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.

I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.

by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010

grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

by Me January 2, 2005

grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

by no1sandman April 17, 2016

Grumeau shower

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.

Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!

by Beep12345 December 15, 2009

riley grump butt

A person who wants to sleep all day and won't get out of bed. Instead of loving you, they just lay in your bed all day. They are also very mean when they are asleep. They fart on you, try to push you off the bed, and call you mean names.

Riley, please stop being a Riley Grump Butt and get out of bed.

by Please Get Up and Love Me January 28, 2016

grump

1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML"

boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"

by tfortso January 18, 2011

grumpo

A person who exhibits an aggressive attitude towards people, places, or objects on a daily basis.

"Man you were a real grumpo last night. You punched holes in the wall and lit a couch on fire"

by Peteskeet June 19, 2007