Gropium

When you feel the intense urge to grope someone, so much-so that people around you take notice.

Dang blood, Russ is smokin' that gropium pack! Hot dayum!

by Gropium June 7, 2023

gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results

Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed

by DadddyO August 12, 2006

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Gropefruit

Perfectly formed, nearly spherical breasts.

I'd love to get my hands on her gropefruit to see if they're real or enhanced.

by Hotforwordsfan July 3, 2009

group grope

An orgy, variation of "cluster fuck".

That project I inherited from Ruben Polelockski to finish was a real group grope!

by Jake Brundle December 3, 2006

gropeable

adjective- a person you desire to grope. the state of being so hot, that others desire to grope you.

She's definitely gropeable

by cushla March 24, 2004