Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 11, 2025
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Gropium

When you feel the intense urge to grope someone, so much-so that people around you take notice.
Dang blood, Russ is smokin' that gropium pack! Hot dayum!
by Gropium June 08, 2023
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