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greatestjournal

A place where teenaged twats get together to write about how hard their lives are because their parents won't let them go to the Fall Out Boy concert.

Whereas livejournal is more commonly used for the community scene and actual writing talent, greatestjournal's sole purpose is to spawn new rating communities where insecure girls get reaffirmation by other insecure girls or get shot down and commit e-suicide or take their issues over to the communities: shitlist or howmuchyousuck.

When they are not applying for rating communities, they are roleplaying celebrities and making them all gay.

The site is 98% female. All of the males on the site are either gay or not really guys but girls roleplaying pretending to be "real" guys.
I totally wrote this super-hot Jake Gyllenhaal/Conor Oberst sex fest on greatestjournal last night.

I wonder how many icons I can make of some random ugly guy from some shitty post-hardcore band for my greatestjournal userpics.
by Lauren G-Unit July 30, 2006
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greaterest

The best ever. Someone who's greater than great.
sean cartel: Ur great
Toria: haha
Toria: ur greaterest
by Victoria_SD October 20, 2005
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Cakin' Greatest Hits

When a person does something so gay, it instantly goes into the vault of Cakin' stuff that this person has done in the past that was so Cakin' they are now the stuff of legend
Last night Joe was so drunk, that he passed out on my couch and peed in his sleep. It was cakin' greatest hits; i was so pissed!
by BlackBerryJoose April 11, 2010
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Transition to Greatness

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.
His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.
by BrienneOfSnark May 12, 2020
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greaterest

when someone or somehting is even better than greater...or greatest...it also beats best..and bestest lol but is not quite as high as awesome..or awesomest
"amanda (studly) is the greaterest"
by Carl 1987 April 15, 2006
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greaterer

my cookie is greaterer than yours
by \lonecarrot29 October 23, 2018
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Greatest Sport

Hockey, cause its fucking hockey
by DioDiMorte March 17, 2019
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