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gambled and lost

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."
Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.
by Jaker July 16, 2008
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Grumblefuck

noun: an expletive for a person whom reluctantly completes a task
transitive verb: an expletive verb demonstrating irritation and reluctance
Don't be such a Grumblefuck, just do it.

I'm just going to have to grumblefuck my way through this.
by julzipher May 8, 2010
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gamble gas

When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!
I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.

You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!
by Darny December 29, 2005
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grumble grumble

A saying spoken by someone who is discontent.
A - What's going on, B?
B - Grumble grumble.
A - I get it, I'll leave you alone.
by alex.lastname October 31, 2016
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Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.
Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.
by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017
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Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019
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grabbledabble

an item of very little monetary value
Tim: I need money so I'm going to sell my watch
Bob: What no way that's literal grabbledabble
by Grimple October 23, 2022
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