god

a huge spegetti monster that gave birth to a demon that made earth alot less safe
wow god the spgetti monster will kill us if he sees this
by Jordan speers January 06, 2008
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God would be best described as the omnipotent being from which all living things were created. If you were to listen to most of the people on this website giving definitions you would more then likely realize that almost every single definition is biased and therefore should not be listened to. In fact, most of these people say that the Bible should not be listened to because it has been scientifically shown to be false. Yet there are also several things in the Bible that there has been evidence of actually happening. I seriously doubt that any of the people who say that there is no proof that God exists have any serious background in Science and/or Theology. And obviously they don't know what a scientific fact is. A scientific fat is something that can be either disproven or proven. Therefore i ask anyone to put forth evidence that God does not exist. The Bible may be wrong but the Bible was not written by God the Bible was written by Man which, as we all know, makes numerous mistakes. So I plead with someone to show me irrefutable proof that there is no God. I am not a "brainwashed robot" as many people will more then likely say I am. I am a reasonable person who will always listen to reason. So I am here to listen to the actual evidence somebody has that is actually scientificly backed up. Until you can prove that there isn't a God I will i've like there is. Finally, people say that the Church "mugs" people. Yet no church that i've ever been to demands money from worshippers. What these people are thinking of are collection plates which are when a person can WILLINGLY donate money to the church. This money is not passed up to some boss of the all the churches but is instead used for improvements or bills for the Church.
"I would rather live my life like there is a God and find there isn't one then to live like there isn't one and find out there is."
by Why do people hate God? July 11, 2008
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The Creator of all.He seems far away from us,but next time you feel lonely,thinking about this s*** of life,be sure He will be there,touched deeply by your sorrow,waiting for the right moment to wipe your tears.
by iron john June 01, 2006
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I dont need to give an example for these low lifes making fun of god over the internet.
by GOD ROCKS!!!!!!!! September 22, 2004
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n. Used to explain the unexplained so that the mind can fill blanks with something.
God made the planets.
by BreakfastPirate December 21, 2003
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"The idea of God was not a lie but a device of the unconscious which needed to be decoded by psychology. A personal god was nothing more than an exalted father-figure: desire for such a deity sprang from infantile yearnings for a powerful, protective father, for justice and fairness and for life to go on forever. God is simply a projection of these desires, feared and worshipped by human beings out of an abiding sense of helplessness. Religion belonged to the infancy of the human race; it had been a necessary stage in the transition from childhood to maturity. It had promoted ethical values which were essential to society. Now that humanity had come of age, however, it should be left behind." -- Sigmund Freud -- Physicist, Psychoanalyst and one of the greatest minds history has witnessed.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none."
by nirvanafreak September 10, 2007
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someone made up, by someone who was probably drunk at the time, who sees all and knows all and has a book all about his little adventures. and someone who scares little boys into not masturbating.
man that so called god guy is a stalker
by timmy tom toozle May 20, 2003
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