Gaubert

A human who prefers Squirrel meat above all else. An active hunter feared by the squirrel community at large. Rejects the notion that squirrels are frolicking, happy creatures meant for joy - not barbecue.

After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.

Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!

by Thallion 1 November 14, 2017

gruber device

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."

"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"

by keepalive February 11, 2020

Guber

Someone who is a Dork, Goof, or someone who is silly. They could also be considered stupid or idiotic.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna start a streak?" (Snapchat)
Person 2: "We already have one you guber!"

Example 2:
Person 1: Todd was doing some tricks and ended up bumping into his crush!
Person 2: Haha, he is such a guber, that was probably embarrassing.

Example 3:
Person 1: Hey man did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No? what's up?
Person 1: Ryan just got busted for bringing drugs to school!!
Person 2: Oh man he is such a guber, honestly it doesn't even surprise me.

by mmon52 April 13, 2020

Guber

The prettiest little girl with the biggest dumpy and a great personality

Look at Christa shes my guber

by Mommymilkers<3 September 23, 2021

giuber

A sexy ass dude , loves car more than his own wife . Will make you laugh cry and make you mad all at the same time . His curly hair and amazing skill will make you jealous . Homeboy got shot already , ain’t nothing out there that scares him .

Giuber is a real ass dude

Giuber is a car guy.

by Xoxoxo9 November 22, 2021

guberth

Columbian guy who tells everyone how hard working he is, but in reality has a relaxing life from family wealth. Takes many vacations during the year to celebrate any and all holidays. Dresses and talks like he is in Miami with his boys in the 305.

Who is that guy that lives next door with the fancy brand new cars, blasting Miami Hits playlist from Spotify, and got the fresh shoes? Oh that’s, Guberth.

by RealLifeShawty804 November 23, 2021

Guber

A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.

My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.

This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!

A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.

Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.

by imsnide November 27, 2021