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lady golfer

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian
by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017
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Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018
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Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.
Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022
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Redneck Golf

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.
Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022
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Ivorian golf club

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.
Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?
by Matic123 December 27, 2022
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To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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