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Do gingers have souls

A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is.

The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results. After several sacrifices of volunteering gingers, soul value has yet to be seen. Grand Council member Isaac Pincledic has documented this and has come to the conclusion they probably don't, or if so it's smaller than your average Wisp or Fairy.

"Being a Ginger is basically the gods' way of saying 'Fuck you' it seems" Dr. Pincledic explained. "We are still testing however, as we got one soul so far. Selective breeding camps have been made, now we just play the waiting game."

These camps found at the centre of Mount Doom are now the primary testing/sacrificial grounds, they allow the Grand Council to test with various types of gingers in various demographics. Promising news was found in which several "Ginger Grannies" were found to indeed possess soul value, Dr. Pincledic has come to the conclusion that the reason these grandmas are so sweet is because of the rise in soul value, further testing as been initiated.
"We must ask ourselves. Do gingers have souls?"
"Gingers have souls!"
"Only the grannies"

~Argument between a meme and Isaac Pincledic.
by Dusk Ealain October 11, 2016
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Ginger mischief

Any action a red-headed person does.
Dang, did you see that man? He was doing some real ginger mischief back behind the building.
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Ginger Brian

when a red haired male takes it up the chuffa from his boss in the office whilst doing his timesheets.
Martin said "do your timesheets while i give you your weekly Ginger Brian"
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Gingerexia

A disease where a ginger develops anorexia because she believes the reason why no guy finds her attractive is because she is fat, when in fact the reason why no guy finds her attractive is because she is a ginger.
Person 1: Did you see that girl with gingerexia?

Person 2: Yeah shes been hogging the elliptical for over an hour and looks like she hasn't eaten in days.
by thewhiteboy12345 May 12, 2011
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borderline ginger

A person with indications of traits associated with gingeritis (e.g., redish hair, freckles, white skin). Still, the traits are not accentuated enough to allow a certain classification.
He is a ginger, right?

Well, I would call him a borderline ginger.
by GorillaONE March 23, 2011
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Gangee

Coach my gangee got caught in my gurdle.
Caught my gangee in Scheri last night while pounding her clown.
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a-ganger

a Machinist Mate in the US Navy serving on board a nuclear submarine in the Auxilary Division. He operates and repairs all auxilary mechanical equipment on board the ship, which includes Hydraulic equipment, pnuematic equipment, diesel, AC&R, air regeneration and purifaction, sanitation, potable water, well in sort everything but the main turbines, reactor, and making water. one of the most knowledgeable men on board a submarine.
A-ganger, submarine qualified, forward puke, nose coner. forward engineer.
by MM1 (SS) Harp April 6, 2009
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