GILF

Gay i'd Like to Fuck

Pedro: "Hey honey, what are you looking at?"
Eddy: "Oh no, im sorry i wasn't checking on anything darling"
Pedro "Yes you were, you were totally into that handsome guy over there,do you think he's a GILF"
Eddy: "I hope so, coz then I wouldn't have to waste my time with you"

by Evil-D November 10, 2008

GILF

Ginger I'd like to fuck

A girl ginger can be a GILF, but guy gingers are just ugly.

by invisiblemonster January 27, 2011

GILF complex

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

by Mo Dixley September 1, 2008

Gilf hunter

Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.

I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunters
This is my gilfhunter
These are my gilfhunter's shoes

by Yes December 15, 2003

great gilf

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck.

"Bro let's go to the nursing home and lure out great gilfs ;)."

by Scarlet_shadow September 2, 2017

Gilf

Acronym for gay I'd like to fuck. What woman hasn't seen a gay man she wants to take for a ride?

GIRL1: Damn that guys hot. GIRL2: Yeah but he's gay. Total gilf status.

by GOD FUCKIN DAMN iT!!!!!!! March 30, 2010

Gilf Hunter

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.

Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.

by Man Chowder December 5, 2003