Palin's Principle 

Learn to speak the original language of the place where you live. (After Sarah Palin who said "When you're in America, speak American!)

I'm learning to speak Cherokee, the original language spoken where I live, in accordance with Palin's Principle.

Palin's Principle by estive December 4, 2016

Palin's posse

Anyone who believes that Sarah Palin is a good leader and educated politcian.

Matt and Jared are the leaders of Palin's posse! Everyday they march around in drag attempting to look like Palin!

Palin's posse by honkiecream April 6, 2009

Palin's Razor 

The simplest explanation for what Sarah Palin does is most likely that she is Sarah Palin.

Originally suggested by David Weigel at Slate, as a corollary to Occam's Razor

Me: Why did Sarah Palin decide to quit her bus tour?

DW: Dude--Palin's Razor. Because she's Sarah Palin.

Palin's Razor by mpwd June 22, 2011

Sarah Palin's mouth 

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

Sarah Palin's mouth by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

Dropping the Palin's to the pool 

this is a term used when you discretely need to use the bathroom (#2) .... badly.

HEY brAH!!!! I'll be right out, Im just dropping the Palin's to the pool.

Dropping the Palin's to the pool by bigpoppa477 January 7, 2011

That's so Palin 

Used to refer to something someone has done or said that is so fucking stupid, American VP candidate, Sarah Palin herself would be jealous.

Or,

Simply used as a referent for something pretty on the outside, but completely devoid of the rational faculties on the inside.

-That's so Palin! (compare to: That's so Raven!

Bryce:
"...and so I nearly ran over the fucking kid in broad daylight because I was beating off and texting while driving, without my prescription lenses on.

Carl:
"Dude... That's so Palin!"

That's so Palin by Taylor Playgreen February 21, 2009

Sarah Palin Special 

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.

Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.

Sarah Palin Special by CrazerDaiser595 July 20, 2010