Fuxstaposition

To have incredibly enjoyable sex with someone you despise.

A: Fuck. I hate that cunt. But she's a tiger in the sack.

B: What a fuxstaposition.

by Badger Brown July 9, 2010

Fustarcking

Defined as the censored version of the word Fuck. Used in cases where the speaker is not allowed to use cuss words.

Person 1: Ow!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just got a Fustarcking paper cut!
Person 2: Oh.

by Unanimous Author February 25, 2011

Fukutard

Anyone who states that radionuclide fallout from a nuclear reactor melting down is not dangerous, who state there are "safe levels" of radionuclide ingestion, or who compare breathing, drinking, or eating radioactive particles to flying in an airplane.

The fukutards at the ICRP say we can drink water that is contaminated with radioactive iodine and cesium, because a marginal increase in cancer rates is acceptable.

by Hydroguy April 24, 2011

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

by clmaj December 7, 2012

fuzstache

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

by Proud Father April 27, 2014

Fuckstain

The common word used in the game Counter Strike Global Offensive is used towards a random player who has "Fucked up"and lost you the round.

"Hey Fuckstain you lost us the round"

by BlackBOIAdam January 20, 2015

fuckstatue

When your kid hears you having sex and comes to investigate only to stand frozen in the hall like a statue.

you: OMG Timmy's in the hallway and has seen us!
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.

by texasco April 24, 2014